Turkey Trot

Turkey Trot

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Season s28
Episode e04
Written By Trey Parker
Production Code 2804
Original Air Date 2025-11-26

Episode Chronology

Official Description

The town’s annual Turkey Trot turns chaotic when Cartman uses questionable cutting-edge science to win the race.

Full Description

Memorable Quotes

  • "We've recently all lost Tegridy, so I'm afraid we just can't help." - Randy
  • "How City Asian Pop Up pay for Turkey Trot?! We gotta pay TARIFF. We more fucked than anybody!" - Tuong Lu Kim
  • "Like, if anybody's gonna get money from Saudi Arabia it should be US." - Stan
  • "Yeah dude, I want money from Saudi Arabia!" - Kenny
  • "We could be rich as fuck!" - Kenny
  • "I happen to be an EXPERT in race science, you guys." - Cartman
  • "Yeah right, of course you are a runner, Tolkien" - Cartman
  • "They're teaching race science to GIRLS now? What the hell kind of country are we living in?" - Cartman
  • "Who's Pete Hegseth?" - Harrison 'Harris' Yates
  • "We can really use some of that Saudi Arabia dough" - Mitch
  • "I warned you I had powerful friends!" - Peter Thiel
  • "We don't stand down for anyone! Be sure to like and subscribe! Alright let's do this! Bark! Bark!! Bark! Bark!" - Pete Hegseth
  • "And Hegseth! Don't just make a bunch of content! Like ACTUALLY GO and DO something!" - Donal J. Trump
  • "Be sure to Like and Subscribe" - Peter Hegseth
  • "God, he is SUCH a douche bag." - Donal J. Trump
  • "You know, vaccines cause autism, jet fuel leaves chem trails, but when it comes to racing SCIENCE is SCIENCE. " - Cartman
  • "Holy SHIT. WE'VE GOT AN ANTIFA UPRISING!" - Pete Hegseth
  • "They allow WOMEN to DRIVE. It's like practically a lesbian utopia over there." - Cartman
  • "Come on! Come on we gotta get that money!" - Tuong Lu Kim
  • "Oh no, no, no, no, no. This is not your content! Everyone Like and subscribe the Department of War!" - Pete Hegseth
  • "Stand down Homeland Security this is OUR CONTENT!" - Pete Hegseth
  • "You think you fucked we gotta to pay tariff! That prize money is our only chance! " - Tuong Lu Kim
  • "All that matters is that it's ok with Saudi Arabia. " - Randy Marsh
  • "Oh I'M a racist?! YOU want Saudi Arabia to just keep stuffing journalists into suitcases but I'M the racist!" - Cartman
  • "YES!!!! RACE SCIENCE! RACE SCIEEEEENCE!!!" - Cartman
  • "You son of a bitch! The President will come for us!" - Pete Hegseth
  • "South Park is gonna pay for this. They're all gonna pay." - Pete Hegseth


Characters

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Mayor McDaniels
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Skeeter
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Randy Marsh
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Alexis Testaburger
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Tuong Lu Kim
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Mr. Mackey
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Stan Marsh
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Kyle Broflovski
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Eric Cartman
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Kenny McCormick
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Tolkien Black
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Harrison 'Harris' Yates
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Detective Mitch
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Officer Foley
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Peter Thiel
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Jimbo Kern
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Ned Gerblanski
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Wing Lu Kim
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Wendy Testaburger
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Bebe Stevens
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Red McArthur
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Betsy
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Nichole Daniels
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Donald J. Trump
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JD Vance
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Officer Barkley
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Herbert Garrison
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Rick
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Kristi Noem



Character Debuts

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Pete Hegseth
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Saudis

Costume Debuts

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Mr. Mackey as Custodian
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Pete Hegseth Camouflage
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Cartman Turkey Trot
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Mayor McDaniels Turkey Trot
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Red Turkey Trot
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Stan Turkey Trot
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Timmy Turkey Trot
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Linda Stotch Turkey Trot
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Stephen Stotch Turkey Trot
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Mr. Mackey Turkey Trot
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Kyle Turkey Trot
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Carol McCormick Turkey Trot
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Stuart McCormick Turkey Trot
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Kenny Turkey Trot
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Betsy Turkey Trot
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Skeeter Turkey Trot
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Sharon Marsh Turkey Trot
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Randy Marsh Turkey Trot
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Rick Turkey Trot
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Scott Malkinson Turkey Trot
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Ned Gerblansky Turkey Trot
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Nichole McDaniels Turkey Trot
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Tuong Lu Kim Turkey Trot
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Wing Lu KimTurkey Trot
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Mr. Garrison Turkey Trot
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Sheila Broflovski Turkey Trot


Locations

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City Hall

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South Park Community Center - Turkey Trot
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Skeeter's Wine Bar
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Credigree Weed
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Best Buy
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Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse


Season 28

e1 Twisted Christian
e2 The Woman In The Hat
e3 Sora Not Sorry
e4 Turkey Trot
e5 TBA
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