South Park

That's No Hemorrhoid

Season 7 E 1 • 03/20/2003

Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.

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01:44

Precious Christmastime Moment
South ParkS6 E17

The boys get into Santa's backup sleigh to enlist the help of Jesus.
12/12/2002
01:37

Electroshock to the Testicles
South ParkS6 E17

The Iraqis torture Santa Claus using electric shocks to the testicles.
12/12/2002
01:03

Lock & Load We're Going In
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys arm themselves for Santa's rescue.
12/12/2002
00:51

What A Shithole
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus kills two guards to gain entry to Santa's prison cell.
12/12/2002
01:00

I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus and the boys bust in on the Iraqis torturing Santa.
12/12/2002
01:00

You're A Bad Liar
South ParkS6 E17

Jesus dies to save Santa Claus and the boys.
12/12/2002
01:44

Get To The Sleigh
South ParkS6 E17

Santa bombs Iraq with Christmas spirit.
12/12/2002
02:05

D j Vu
South ParkS7 E1

The boys realize they're in a repeat.
03/20/2003
02:57

Ice Cream Crapping Taco
South ParkS7 E1

Earth turns out to be an alien reality show.
03/20/2003
01:45

Joozian Three Way
South ParkS7 E1

The boys blackmail the Network Heads.
03/20/2003
01:49

That's No Hemorrhoid
South ParkS7 E1

Cartman has an alien satellite dish in his butt.
03/20/2003
02:37

Farting On Kyle
South ParkS7 E1

A Scientist checks out the satellite dish in Cartman's ass.
03/20/2003
02:06

Chased By Aliens
South ParkS7 E1

Aliens abduct the boys.
03/20/2003
01:29

In Outer Space Again
South ParkS7 E1

The boys wake up in outer space.
03/20/2003
01:24

We're All Famous
South ParkS7 E1

Jeff reveals the truth about Earth.
03/20/2003
01:12

Earth! Cancelled
South ParkS7 E1

The boys insist on trying to get the network heads to un-cancel "Earth!"
03/20/2003
00:43

Chaos Theory
South ParkS7 E1

Jeff figures out that Earth is being cancelled.
03/20/2003
00:51

The Joozians
South ParkS7 E1

The boys meet the Network Heads.
03/20/2003
01:15

Hekma Bar
South ParkS7 E1

The Network Heads are a bit distracted.
03/20/2003
00:42

All New Earth!
South ParkS7 E1

The boys are back on earth without a clue as to what happened.
03/20/2003
01:50

I Mean, Come On
South ParkS7 E2

Jimmy ends the war between the Bloods and the Crips, and Superman is banished from Earth forever.
03/26/2003